Saturday, February 28, 2009

LTB did not make expectations this month

Okay, so I didn't quite reach my goal of a post week. I did make four post this week/month. Okay, so I did cheat by having three of them surveys from Facebook. But did you not learn a lot about me from them. I have been getting out on Saturday. Okay, so I did cheat to say Friday or Saturday. I need my down time people. Sue me!

Facebok: Things I've done

Things you have done during your lifetime:
(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
( ) Watched someone die
(x ) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been to Florida
(x) Been to Hawaii
(x) Been on a plane
( ) Been on a helicopter
(x) Been lost
( ) Gone to Washington, DC
(x) Swam in the ocean (swam no, played yes)
( ) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with coins only
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
(x) Made prank phone calls
( ) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose & elsewhere
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) Danced in the rain-naked
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sunrise with someone
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Gone ice-skating (ice skating...um more like crawling)
(x) Gone to the movies
( ) Been deep sea fishing
(x) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
( ) Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(x) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(x) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
(x) Seen the Statue of Liberty
(x) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
(x) Been on a cruise
(x) Traveled by train
( ) Traveled by motorcycle
(x) Been horse back riding (does it matter I was terrified)
(x) Ridden on a San Francisco CABLE CAR
( ) Been to Disneyland/Disney World
(x) Truly believe in the power of prayer
(x) Been in a rain forest
( ) Seen whales in the ocean
( ) Been to Niagara Falls
(x) Ridden on an elephant
( ) Snorkeled with sharks or stingrays
( ) Swam with dolphins
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calf
( ) Been spinnaker flying
( ) Been water-skiing
(x) Been snow-skiing
(x) Been to Westminster Abbey
(x) Been to the Louvre
(x) Swam in the Mediterranean (swam no played in yes)
(x) Been to a Major League Baseball game
(x) Been to a National Football League game
( ) Been to Yosemite National Park
(x) Seen the Statue of David in Florence, Italy
( ) Eaten sushi in Tokyo
( ) Woke up in the morning wondering where you are

Friday, February 27, 2009

Facebook Bail: $180

My Bail is $180

You don'thave to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Can you guess my crimes?

1) Smoked pot -- $10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50
3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
6) Went streaking -- $5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20
9) Kissed your boss --$50
10) Been arrested -- $5
11) Spent time in jail -- $15
12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50
13) Played spin the bottle -- $5
14) Done something you regret -- $20
15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20
16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
17) Went skinny dipping -- $5
18) Been slapped-- $5
19) Slapped someone-- $5
20) Beat up someone -- $20
21) Been jumped -- $10
22) Ever had sex at church -- $25
23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25
24) Cheated on test -- $50
25) Vandalized something -- $20
26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100
27) Crossed dressed -- $10
28) Given money to stripper -- $25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30
30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
33) Ever drive drunk -- $20
34) Used toys while having sex -- $30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
36) Had sex in a pool -- $20
37) Masturbated -- $10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
39) Done oral -- $5
40) Got oral -- $5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
43) Stole something -- $10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25
45) Made a dirty home video -- $15
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30
47) Had a threesome -- $50
48) Had sex in a public place-- $20
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25
53) Lied to your mate -- $5
54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25O

Facebook 25 Random Things About Me

25 Random things about me:
1. My relationship with God is very important to me. I’ve been adopted into my pastor’s family and have received love, support, and stability. I can say that I am blessed and a bit spoiled.
2. I have always loved to write. It helps me sort through my feelings. Even when I want to deny a thought or feeling, my writing has a way of bringing it to the surface.
3. I have always loved to read. I really like the classics, Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice, etc. because they are well written.
4. I love to travel. It has taught me a lot about myself. I am totally obsessed with going to Ireland. There is something waiting for me there. I’m prepared to fall in love.
5. I am an introvert and maybe a bit of a loner. I love spending Saturdays at home by myself. I have a routine of cleaning, doing laundry, and relaxing. One resolution for 2009 is to actually leave the house on Saturdays and interact with other people – LOL.
6. I have a very active imagination. I have to make myself be in the moment because my mind will have me on an adventure miles away.
7. I love to read books and watch movies about the Tudor period of English history. I am fascinated by Henry VIII and Elizabeth I. Actually, as I travel, I’ve developed a love for history in general.
8. I’ve been in love once. I’ve met guys since then, but I haven’t felt the connection since.
9. I’ve only had one job out of college. I’ve worked at the Port since October 1996. I went there on a two-week temp assignment that never ended.
10. I didn’t get my license until I was like 30. LOL. I now have a 2001 Toyota Corolla that I plan to have for the next twenty years. I’m like a grandma, I only drive on Sundays.
11. I have a lot of crazy dreams. It may go back to my overactive imagination.
12. I love putting water in the freezer and letting it freeze over the top and then drinking it. I do it over and over again. It’s so refreshing.
13. I think I am starting to nest. I recently redid my condo and now I’m starting to cook more. It could be bio clock ticking since I will be high-risk maternity age in a little more than a month.
14. Sometimes before I go to bed, I check under my bed and behind my shower curtain.
15. I may be addicted to Facebook.
16. I take the bus to work. I have a few bus buddies I look forward to chatting with. I change my route to work every so often because I got to keep any stalkers guessing.
17. I’ve had three half-baked, desperate marriage proposals. They all got the same answer: HELL NO!
18. I am good with names. Actually, my memory is pretty good with remembering random events of life.
19. I go through seasons of having vanilla ice-cream, bananas, and chocolate syrup for dessert nightly. I stop when my cloths start getting tight.
20 I’ve been an usher at my church for years. Many of those years I was known as the “mean usher”.
21. When grocery shopping, I like to look at items I’ll never by. I go visit the hostess cupcakes, Twinkies, cookies, etc. I just like to tease them.
22. I am very competitive. I love playing board games and watching sports.
23. I am extremely organized. It’s actually a sickness.
24. I want a nose ring. Unfortunately it doesn’t go well in corporate America.
25. Random men sometimes stop me to tell me what nice lips I have. During these moments, I want to run and hide.